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139 Flirty Quotes

Compiled by: Steve Blanc
Place: Birmingham, UK

Here you will find the best handpicked flirty quotes and flirty text messages that you can use to ramp up flirting and build attraction between your sweetheart and yourself.

You can send some flirty quotes as conversation starters, random flirty messages in the middle of the day and some text messages just to show off your flirting skills whilst you both are texting each other for fun! The categories below are just a guideline to help you understand better what kind of a message will fit what situation best. However, I am sure you will like some messages and find them more appropriate in some other context... feel free to experiment!

Flirting with a stranger you just got acquainted with

#1 Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

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#2 I hope you know mouth to mouth breathing, because you take my breath away!

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#3 Are you from Tennessee? Because today you are the only ten I see all day long!

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#4 So what do you keep doing all day besides looking good?

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#5 You: I desperately need a band-aid?
Likely Reply: Oh gosh! What’s wrong?
You: I hurt myself real bad while I was falling for you!

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#6 My parents told me angels aren’t real...
I used to believe them, but then I saw you

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#7 There must be something wrong with my eyes and I can’t figure out what it is!
I just can't take them off you!!

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#8 You: When you turned around today, I saw something... Is it okay if I tell you?
Likely reply: Yeah sure!
You: Well, I realized that not all angels have wings!

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#9 Excuse me! I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too!

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#10 I like the way you walk when you walk my way!

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#11 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

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#12 One thing is that you were there staring at me...
The other is you will now lie to me about it...
It won’t work out between us if you keep this up...

While showing off flirting skills or for starting a flirty conversation

#13 If I was to write my biography someday, the climax would be when I met you!

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#14 Have you ever realized that U & I are always together! No matter what …
On the computer keyboard I meant ;-)

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#15 I have had a really bad day! Why don’t you smile for me and make me feel better?

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#16 Hey you! Your thought crossed my mind today and for a moment I felt, you could make the devil sweat!

Random flirty message in the middle of the day or during a pause while texting

#17 Stop thinking about me!

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#18 Hey are you free... for the rest of your life?

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#19 I was a bad Boy until I met you!

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#20 I was a careless Girl until I met you!

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#21 Hello!
What's wrong with your phone? I’ve been calling so many times!
It just keeps saying:
"The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart, check again!"

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#22 I was looking out of the window and I realized that something just got hotter than the sun...
You!

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#23 You: I’m feeling kind of uneasy today...
Likely Reply: Why, what’s wrong?
You: It’s just my heart taking off for you and I can’t seem to stop it!

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139 Flirty Text Messages

Compiled by: Steve Blanc
Place: Birmingham, UK

A morning message for starting a flirty conversation

#49 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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#50 Guy: Hey did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven this morning!

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#51 You: I’ve found a new way to bake cookies without an oven this morning!
Likely Reply: And what’s that?
You: I just need you to walk by them, wink and the cookies are done! Damn you are hot!

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#52 There’s news this morning that the police is looking for an escapee. The escapee has been described as sexy, beautiful, intelligent, funny and great in bed.
Don’t worry, you are safe!
Where the hell do I hide?

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#53 You looked so beautiful yesterday!
You made me forget my Pick up line! Damn!

Out of the blue texting to make a girl feel great

#54 Guy: Guess what im doing!!!
Girl: What?
Guy: Texting the hottest girl in the world!!
Girl: Aww you are soo sweet :)
Guy: Hey, stop making fun of it! I am serious!

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#55 You: People around me think that I'm really drunk right now!
Likely Reply: Lol... So you must be drunk? Are you?
You: Well, honestly, I'm just intoxicated by you!

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#56 You: Hey, you a parking ticket?
Likely Reply: What? Lol... Whatever does that mean!?
You: Well you’ve got fine written all over you! :-)

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#57 Roses are red
Violets are blue
The sun is hot
And so are you

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#58 Are you lost?
Heaven’s a long way from where you are right now!

Turn on text message for someone you’ve been physically intimate with

#59 At work... Crazy NSFW thoughts about throwing you down on my desk!
(For those who don’t know, NSFW = Not Safe For Work)

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#60 Sorry, but your dressing style is needs a revamp! I know exactly what would look good on you...
(what)
Me!

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#61 In 30 minutes I'll be getting off. Will you be here to join in the fun?

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#62 There’s a can of whipped cream waiting for you by my bed.

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#63 Are Your Lips Sore?
Come over and I’ll kiss them better...

Text messaging your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife

#64 You: I know you're busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list?
Your Partner: Yeah tell me...
You: Add "Me" to your to-do list!

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#65 From A to Z all that really matters is U and I.

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#66 You: Hey what’s your height? All this while I’ve never really known it exactly…
Likely Reply: Something blah blah…
You: That’s weird, how did you manage to fit in my heart then?

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#67 You: Are your feet hurting baby?
Likely Reply: Lol... No... Why would they?
You: Well, you keep wandering around my thoughts all day long!

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#68 They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth!
Obviously they haven’t been in your arms.

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139 Flirty Texts

Compiled by: Steve Blanc
Place: Birmingham, UK

Conversation starter hinting flirtation

#24 You looked great today.
How did I know though I didn’t see you?
Because you look great everyday!

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#25 I saw you for first time and I wondered why are your wings missing?
Don’t all angels have wings?

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#26 It's okay! You don’t have to stop thinking about me!
It doesn’t mean you are wasting your time…

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#27 The other day I was hanging around McDonalds and your thought crossed my mind…
What would they call you, I thought, if you were on their list of burgers?
McGorgeous!

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#28 Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl in your University/College/School"!
And the grand prize is a date with me!

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#29 Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Handsome Guy in your University/College/School "!
And the grand prize is a date with me!

In the midst of a texting talk, if you found something really cute that your partner said

#30 Gosh! You are so sweet! I swear I could give up sugar for life!

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#31 Do you know you’re so sweet that there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store!

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#32 Listen up! You are arrested for being that cute!

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#33 When you say these things,
I think of Cotton candy and I go naah!
Then I wonder,
maybe Chocolate syrup and I still go naah!
Hell even if I
think of sugar, all that my mind says is naah!
I just can't seem to find anything as sweet as You!

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#34 Hinting a romantic interest. Good for getting in touch with a new acquaintance or a friend you are connecting with after long.
"Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile... But that is enough about me, tell me how you are?"

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#35 Don’t blame me for falling for you, all right!
It's not my fault, you are the one who tripped me!

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#36 Every night I go home with mixed feelings of sadness and excitement!
It is because its gonna be tomorrow that I will see you again!

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#37 You: Hey cigarette!
Likely reply: Lol! What?
You: Well I thought I’d give you a nickname ’cause you’re smoking hot and addictive!

Random message in the middle of the day or a sudden jump from an ongoing topic to something flirty

#38 You: STOP!
Likely reply: Stop what?
You: Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now

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#39 Girl!
You better have a license, cause you are driving me crazy!

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#40 Boy!
You better have a license, cause you are driving me crazy!

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#41 Call 911!!!
My heart got a stroke!
I think you just smiled after reading my last message!

A good way to start flirting by teasing your partner!

#42 You: (send blank text).
Likely reply: Why did you send me a blank text?
You: Babe, you don’t have to come up with excuses to talk to me.

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#43 You: What makes you think you are a surgeon?
Likely Reply: Where did that one come from?
You: Well, you just took my heart away and you trying to be innocent now!!

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#44 Marry me, or do I start with kissing you first?

Getting in touch with a long time friend who you intend to start flirting with or for someone whom you’ve known just recently

#45 Send me a picture so I can tell Santa my wish list.

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#46 Well, your first wish is granted! I am gonna see you soon!
What were your other two wishes?

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#47 My thoughts were wandering today and I just realized something…You remind me of my next boyfriend/girlfriend!

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#48 They say that a picture speaks a thousand words!
But I just took a look at some of your pictures on Facebook today…
All of those pictures speak just one single word!
Wow!

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13 Usages of Flirty Text Messages

Flirty Text Messages by: Daniel
Place: Santa Clara, California

Once you have set the conversation rolling between you and your love interest, you need to inject in flirting with some flirty text messages to keep the excitement alive! Here I have chosen for you some of the most popular lines that people use while flirting over text messaging. Just make sure you don’t overdo it!

By the way, if you aren’t really aware of how to flirt with someone over text messaging, you can try to get an in-depth idea about it here.

1. Let’s say the other person cracks a joke. Instead of replying back with just a “Haha”, you say something like:

- Haha! Come over for a movie at my place this weekend, I’ll get the food, you bring laughter!

- Haha! Why don’t you come along with me to Jim’s party tomorrow? I’ll get the food, you bring laughter!

2. If your partner hints that they are bored or that they haven’t done anything too exciting through the day, you could try something like:

- Well, I’m heading out for some ice-creams and smoothies? You wanna come along?

3. When your partner pulls your leg, makes jokes about you or pokes fun at you, hit back with something like:

- Okay now! When you gonna make up for this? You owe me one! And by the way, I won’t let you away with just an ice-cream…

4. If your partner is saying that they miss you or that you really should’ve been there for a certain event or something on those lines, you could go like:

- I know I’m so adorable! I’d probably miss myself too if I wasn’t around :-)

5. When you know someone’s interested in you and sends you a message saying “Hey, what’s up?”, you can reply with a little compliment to make the other person feel good and show off a little bit...

- Hey sweets! Just got back from the gym… Can I just go for a shower and get back?

6. Try to use the other person’s name once after every 4-5 messages you send. It gives a feeling of being personal...

- Hey Katie you’re really gonna miss it! You’ve gotta be there :-)

- Hey Pete! Stop that now… ;)

7. When you actually find something really funny, the other person won’t know it and while messaging you have to exaggerate things to convey the emotion…

- LoL! You really really make me laugh my guts out! Where do you get those jokes from?

8. At times you will have the other person describing a certain achievement or something that they did that was noteworthy. At such times, don’t lose out the opportunity to make them feel good…

- Wow! Am I impressed or am I impressed with you now?... Choose one :-)

9. If there’s certain level of intimate comfort in your conversations, you could try:

- So what are you wearing tonight?

- Do you sleep on your tummy or on your back?

10. When it’s the first text for the day from that special person that you receive, maybe being cocky and flattering at the same time is fun...

- Hey who’s this exactly? Are you the pretty chick/cute hunk from last night?

11. A sudden change of topic in the midst of a flirty texting session going on...

You: By the way, hold on… I need to confess something, sorry!
Your Partner: Yeah, tell me what is it?
You: The first time I saw you, I was like... Wow ;)

12. You could try being assertive to go out casually with that person without making it seem like a real date...

You: So what do you do in the evenings generally?
Your Partner: Bla Bla Bla
You: Okay you’re gonna be doing something different tomorrow evening, I bet! :-)
Your Partner: What makes you say that?
You: Coz I am taking you for a drive around the city. 9pm tomorrow... And stop getting so excited ;)

13. If you and your partner are people who meet often at work or college or at some hobby class, you could leave a message the same day when you reach home saying something like:

- You were so dressed to impress me today, weren't you?! ;)

By now I am sure, you have got an idea how to flirt with someone text messaging. As mentioned earlier, if you really want to get good at flirting over text messaging, you are recommended to spend a quick ten minutes reading this. Either way, happy text flirting :-)

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How to Text Flirt - 2

Text Flirting by: Daniel
Place: Santa Clara, California

If you have missed out on Tips 1-5 on How to Text Flirt, please read them too. Unless you follow every little tip on text flirting, you are gonna fall short of getting anywhere far with your intentions!

#6 Use occasions to your advantage
Occasions are a good time to show that you are genuinely interested in the person than just flirting…

-- Wish the person luck before an exam, a performance or an interview

-- Congratulate them for getting their first pay check, getting a job, winning something or even for performing a simple task

-- Show concern when needed. You don’t flirt at this time, but it builds a rapport for later.

#7 Keep your messages short & simple
Text Flirting is meant to be fun, quick and swift! Long texts get boring and kill the enthusiasm of flirting! However, keeping your messages short doesn’t mean using too many abbreviations - Research tells that such messages appear unattractive because it takes time to figure out what’s written. So here are a few tips…

-- Load the person up with short and amusing compliments.

-- Try injecting some humor. It doesn’t need to be a joke always! Real life situations are more effective way of communicating you are a fun person!

-- You may also tease the person without crossing the line. When you text flirt with someone, often there are chances of being misunderstood due to lack of face to face contact. So you must use emoticons!
Eg: “That sounds awful! ;)” ---- “That sounds awful!” ---- Did you note the difference?

#8 Response time for texting back
When you intend to text flirt with someone, you don’t always have to hit the reply button right away. If you come across as unpredictable, it builds an attraction towards you! Mix it up to keep your partner guessing! Sometimes reply as soon as you receive the text, sometimes delay it a bit and at other times you could send a rude message for fun and before your partner even finishes reading it, send in another flirty text saying you were kidding. Just remember that you shouldn’t go too overboard with the delay that your flirting partner feels you don’t wish to flirt anymore!

#9 Conclude with setting up a date
If both of you are comfortable to take your text flirting to dating, then you have to seal the deal. At any point in during text flirting when you feel you both have run out of things to say, you have to cut off the conversation and conclude! A few ways to do that are…

-- I really enjoy doing this and I think we should catch up sometime, what say?

-- I think I teased you so much today that I think I owe you one now!

-- There’s this movie coming up and I guess it’ll be quite awesome…

-- Wow, you really make me laugh so much! I’ve gotta meet you for sure!

Come what may, be sure to conclude your session of text flirting on a high note! Build the excitement that makes your partner look forward to something. Learning how to text flirt is a part of grooming yourself for social interaction with the opposite sex. If it doesn’t go perfectly, there will be enough reasons to analyze, but not a single reason to give up! Keep at it and experience tells me you’ll get better!

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How to Text Flirt

Text Flirting by: Daniel
Place: Santa Clara, California

Looking at sending out Flirty Text Messages? Before you rush into choosing a flirty text from some random collection of messages, read up a little on the art of Text Flirting! Just picking any message and shooting it out is plain outrageous!

How to Text Flirt?
Knowing how to text flirt can heighten your chances of getting a date with someone or even sparking up romance in a relationship that’s gone dry! These tips below will groom you for the world of text flirting!

#1 Choose an appropriate time for Flirting
You have to answer 2 questions…

-- When is the person most receptive to flirting?

-- When will the person have enough time to keep exchanging messages with you?

Individuals are generally most receptive to flirting when they are alone, bored and unoccupied. If someone messages you they are at a boring party, it is a sign of flirty intentions! At nights or evenings, most people tend to be done with their work or school. Sometimes a weekend morning may also be a good idea. Basically, you need to know the other person’s schedule really well! That way, your flirty text message receives due attention and text flirting yields happier results!

#2 Confirm the recipient’s number you wish to text flirt with
Your phone’s address book probably has names starting with “Mo” that could stand for Morris, Monica or for that matter Mom too! Now how embarrassing would it be if a flirty text message reached your Mom’s inbox instead of your sweetheart’s, right?

#3 Keep it casual for starts
Whether you are just flirting or text flirting, you have to start off casually as if you almost have no intention to flirt. This puts you in a higher position! To begin with, if you came across a really funny joke, try sending that out for a conversation starter. Else, just ask some open ended questions about their day or anything else that will invite an answer in more than just a single sentence.

#4 Never portray yourself as desperate, creepy or needy
-- If you’ve just met the person and got their number, don’t just start shooting out messages! It may be the simplest way to initiate flirting, but doesn’t have a great effect! Come up with a genuine reason and make a call first, even if it is for only a minute!

-- While text flirting, never use lines such as “please text me back”, “why aren’t you replying”, “are you busy”… Stop right there! Learn to resist for a day if there is no response!

-- Don’t go on and on with your messages like 10 times through the day! What on earth do you think you will achieve? Just one conversation a day is enough! Resist yourself, or get made fun of as a nagger, stalker or freak, the choice is yours!

#5 Paint yourself as a fun person always having a good time
If your text messages are fun, upbeat and humorous, the other person tends to associate you as a positive personality. A little bit of lying helps at times! Everyone finds people in a high life condition attractive. And attraction invites flirting! So always avoid complaining or whining when you are messaging, unless you are using it to poke fun or make jokes!

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