139 Flirty Text Messages

Compiled by: Steve Blanc
Place: Birmingham, UK

Here you will find the best handpicked flirty quotes and flirty text messages that you can use to ramp up flirting and build attraction between your sweetheart and yourself.

You can send some flirty quotes as conversation starters, random flirty messages in the middle of the day and some text messages just to show off your flirting skills whilst you both are texting each other for fun! The categories below are just a guideline to help you understand better what kind of a message will fit what situation best. However, I am sure you will like some messages and find them more appropriate in some other context... feel free to experiment!

A morning message for starting a flirty conversation

#49 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

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#50 Guy: Hey did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven this morning!

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#51 You: I’ve found a new way to bake cookies without an oven this morning!
Likely Reply: And what’s that?
You: I just need you to walk by them, wink and the cookies are done! Damn you are hot!

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#52 There’s news this morning that the police is looking for an escapee. The escapee has been described as sexy, beautiful, intelligent, funny and great in bed.
Don’t worry, you are safe!
Where the hell do I hide?

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#53 You looked so beautiful yesterday!
You made me forget my Pick up line! Damn!


Out of the blue texting to make a girl feel great

#54 Guy: Guess what im doing!!!
Girl: What?
Guy: Texting the hottest girl in the world!!
Girl: Aww you are soo sweet :)
Guy: Hey, stop making fun of it! I am serious!

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#55 You: People around me think that I'm really drunk right now!
Likely Reply: Lol... So you must be drunk? Are you?
You: Well, honestly, I'm just intoxicated by you!

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#56 You: Hey, you a parking ticket?
Likely Reply: What? Lol... Whatever does that mean!?
You: Well you’ve got fine written all over you! :-)

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#57 Roses are red
Violets are blue
The sun is hot
And so are you

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#58 Are you lost?
Heaven’s a long way from where you are right now!


Turn on text message for someone you’ve been physically intimate with

#59 At work... Crazy NSFW thoughts about throwing you down on my desk!
(For those who don’t know, NSFW = Not Safe For Work)

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#60 Sorry, but your dressing style is needs a revamp! I know exactly what would look good on you...
(what)
Me!

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#61 In 30 minutes I'll be getting off. Will you be here to join in the fun?

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#62 There’s a can of whipped cream waiting for you by my bed.

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#63 Are Your Lips Sore?
Come over and I’ll kiss them better...


Text messaging your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife

#64 You: I know you're busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list?
Your Partner: Yeah tell me...
You: Add "Me" to your to-do list!

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#65 From A to Z all that really matters is U and I.

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#66 You: Hey what’s your height? All this while I’ve never really known it exactly…
Likely Reply: Something blah blah…
You: That’s weird, how did you manage to fit in my heart then?

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#67 You: Are your feet hurting baby?
Likely Reply: Lol... No... Why would they?
You: Well, you keep wandering around my thoughts all day long!

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#68 They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth!
Obviously they haven’t been in your arms.

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3 Comments:

Kamas wood said...

well thats not flirting!
flirting its not only a compliment... flirting is an art of convertation.. , its mix of jerkjokes,compliment, its a steam that make your value up

example:
boy: you really looks like a granny witch
girl: what..?
boy: but, i love granny witch..
girl: o///o

bring her down and bring her up, you`re the controller of her emotion, flirt make our value higher than girl, becuse you`re the controller , you are the lead.. to much compliment will make girl thinking that you are fans,hoper, and annoying.. she dont searching fans she is searching the leader. heheheh :D :3 :v

Unknown said...

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p
Flirt SMS Messages

Unknown said...

geez...cheesy, corny, old lol not my taste in txtng the guy i like :-P

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