139 Flirty Quotes

Compiled by: Steve Blanc
Place: Birmingham, UK

#1 Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?


#2 I hope you know mouth to mouth breathing, because you take my breath away!


#3 Are you from Tennessee? Because today you are the only ten I see all day long!


#4 So what do you keep doing all day besides looking good?


#5 You: I desperately need a band-aid?
Likely Reply: Oh gosh! What’s wrong?
You: I hurt myself real bad while I was falling for you!


#6 My parents told me angels aren’t real...
I used to believe them, but then I saw you


#7 There must be something wrong with my eyes and I can’t figure out what it is!
I just can't take them off you!!


#8 You: When you turned around today, I saw something... Is it okay if I tell you?
Likely reply: Yeah sure!
You: Well, I realized that not all angels have wings!


#9 Excuse me! I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you a notice that I noticed you too!


#10 I like the way you walk when you walk my way!


#11 Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?


#12 One thing is that you were there staring at me...
The other is you will now lie to me about it...
It won’t work out between us if you keep this up...



#13 If I was to write my biography someday, the climax would be when I met you!


#14 Have you ever realized that U & I are always together! No matter what …
On the computer keyboard I meant ;-)


#15 I have had a really bad day! Why don’t you smile for me and make me feel better?


#16 Hey you! Your thought crossed my mind today and for a moment I felt, you could make the devil sweat!



#17 Stop thinking about me!


#18 Hey are you free... for the rest of your life?


#19 I was a bad Boy until I met you!


#20 I was a careless Girl until I met you!


#21 Hello!
What's wrong with your phone? I’ve been calling so many times!
It just keeps saying:
"The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart, check again!"


#22 I was looking out of the window and I realized that something just got hotter than the sun...
You!


#23 You: I’m feeling kind of uneasy today...
Likely Reply: Why, what’s wrong?
You: It’s just my heart taking off for you and I can’t seem to stop it!

139 Flirty Text Messages

Compiled by: Steve Blanc
Place: Birmingham, UK

#49 Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?


#50 Guy: Hey did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven this morning!


#51 You: I’ve found a new way to bake cookies without an oven this morning!
Likely Reply: And what’s that?
You: I just need you to walk by them, wink and the cookies are done! Damn you are hot!


#52 There’s news this morning that the police is looking for an escapee. The escapee has been described as sexy, beautiful, intelligent, funny and great in bed.
Don’t worry, you are safe!
Where the hell do I hide?


#53 You looked so beautiful yesterday!
You made me forget my Pick up line! Damn!



#54 Guy: Guess what im doing!!!
Girl: What?
Guy: Texting the hottest girl in the world!!
Girl: Aww you are soo sweet :)
Guy: Hey, stop making fun of it! I am serious!


#55 You: People around me think that I'm really drunk right now!
Likely Reply: Lol... So you must be drunk? Are you?
You: Well, honestly, I'm just intoxicated by you!


#56 You: Hey, you a parking ticket?
Likely Reply: What? Lol... Whatever does that mean!?
You: Well you’ve got fine written all over you! :-)


#57 Roses are red
Violets are blue
The sun is hot
And so are you


#58 Are you lost?
Heaven’s a long way from where you are right now!



#59 At work... Crazy NSFW thoughts about throwing you down on my desk!
(For those who don’t know, NSFW = Not Safe For Work)


#60 Sorry, but your dressing style is needs a revamp! I know exactly what would look good on you...
(what)
Me!


#61 In 30 minutes I'll be getting off. Will you be here to join in the fun?


#62 There’s a can of whipped cream waiting for you by my bed.


#63 Are Your Lips Sore?
Come over and I’ll kiss them better...



#64 You: I know you're busy today, but can you add one thing to your to-do list?
Your Partner: Yeah tell me...
You: Add "Me" to your to-do list!


#65 From A to Z all that really matters is U and I.


#66 You: Hey what’s your height? All this while I’ve never really known it exactly…
Likely Reply: Something blah blah…
You: That’s weird, how did you manage to fit in my heart then?


#67 You: Are your feet hurting baby?
Likely Reply: Lol... No... Why would they?
You: Well, you keep wandering around my thoughts all day long!


#68 They say Disney world is the happiest place on earth!
Obviously they haven’t been in your arms.

139 Flirty Texts

Compiled by: Steve Blanc
Place: Birmingham, UK

#24 You looked great today.
How did I know though I didn’t see you?
Because you look great everyday!


#25 I saw you for first time and I wondered why are your wings missing?
Don’t all angels have wings?


#26 It's okay! You don’t have to stop thinking about me!
It doesn’t mean you are wasting your time…


#27 The other day I was hanging around McDonalds and your thought crossed my mind…
What would they call you, I thought, if you were on their list of burgers?
McGorgeous!


#28 Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl in your University/College/School"!
And the grand prize is a date with me!


#29 Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Handsome Guy in your University/College/School "!
And the grand prize is a date with me!



#30 Gosh! You are so sweet! I swear I could give up sugar for life!


#31 Do you know you’re so sweet that there’s a wanted poster for you at the candy store!


#32 Listen up! You are arrested for being that cute!


#33 When you say these things,
I think of Cotton candy and I go naah!
Then I wonder,
maybe Chocolate syrup and I still go naah!
Hell even if I
think of sugar, all that my mind says is naah!
I just can't seem to find anything as sweet as You!


#34 Hinting a romantic interest. Good for getting in touch with a new acquaintance or a friend you are connecting with after long.
"Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a sexy mouth, nice smile... But that is enough about me, tell me how you are?"


#35 Don’t blame me for falling for you, all right!
It's not my fault, you are the one who tripped me!


#36 Every night I go home with mixed feelings of sadness and excitement!
It is because its gonna be tomorrow that I will see you again!


#37 You: Hey cigarette!
Likely reply: Lol! What?
You: Well I thought I’d give you a nickname ’cause you’re smoking hot and addictive!



#38 You: STOP!
Likely reply: Stop what?
You: Stop thinking about me. See, you’re doing it…right now


#39 Girl!
You better have a license, cause you are driving me crazy!


#40 Boy!
You better have a license, cause you are driving me crazy!


#41 Call 911!!!
My heart got a stroke!
I think you just smiled after reading my last message!



#42 You: (send blank text).
Likely reply: Why did you send me a blank text?
You: Babe, you don’t have to come up with excuses to talk to me.


#43 You: What makes you think you are a surgeon?
Likely Reply: Where did that one come from?
You: Well, you just took my heart away and you trying to be innocent now!!


#44 Marry me, or do I start with kissing you first?



#45 Send me a picture so I can tell Santa my wish list.


#46 Well, your first wish is granted! I am gonna see you soon!
What were your other two wishes?


#47 My thoughts were wandering today and I just realized something…You remind me of my next boyfriend/girlfriend!


#48 They say that a picture speaks a thousand words!
But I just took a look at some of your pictures on Facebook today…
All of those pictures speak just one single word!
Wow!